Listloopbaf is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, able pig.
Listloopbaf created viruses seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in Listloopbaf, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in Listloopbaf, he will turn you into a goat.
Listloopbaf's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Listloopbaf's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about amino acids.
2. Never paint your hands pink.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Do not shave your chest.
5. Hide from yellow hamsters for they are unholy.