Cadruttetti is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, uncaring unicorn.
Cadruttetti created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.
If you believe in Cadruttetti, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in Cadruttetti, it will destroy your favourite star.
Cadruttetti's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Cadruttetti's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Do not eat lentils.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Always treat seals with great respect.