Tail is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, proud fly.

Tail created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tail, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tail, it will turn you into a rock.

Tail's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Tail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.