Tendottig is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, irritating tapir.

Tendottig created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tendottig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tendottig, she will boil you in a big pot.

Tendottig's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Tendottig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. You must pray to Tendottig nine times a day.