Stikfendusskabstikwegtifvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, emotional toad.

Stikfendusskabstikwegtifvonk created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikfendusskabstikwegtifvonk, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stikfendusskabstikwegtifvonk, it will remove you from existence.

Stikfendusskabstikwegtifvonk's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Stikfendusskabstikwegtifvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Stikfendusskabstikwegtifvonk.

2. Always obey Stikfendusskabstikwegtifvonk's priests.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stikfendusskabstikwegtifvonk.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never wear blue rings.