Zodneghad is a god.
He takes the form of an enormous, selfish lobster.
Zodneghad created the universe four trillion years ago.
If you believe in Zodneghad, he will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in Zodneghad, he will destroy your favourite planet.
Zodneghad's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Zodneghad's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Pray towards the east.
3. Never wear turquoise kilts.
4. Always wear brown.
5. Never wear trousers.