Looplooprullbif is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish dog.

Looplooprullbif created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Looplooprullbif, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Looplooprullbif, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Looplooprullbif's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Looplooprullbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about birds.

4. Never hurt tapirs.

5. Never eat gooseberries.