Nillbedomin is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sage clam.
Nillbedomin created water two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Nillbedomin, he will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in Nillbedomin, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Nillbedomin's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Nillbedomin's Holy Commandments1. Never sing in holy places.
2. You must never eat nuts.
3. Never mention nematodes.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Respect your elders.