Yakcubxuc Fidgubpanpom is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, proud salamander.

Yakcubxuc Fidgubpanpom created Europe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakcubxuc Fidgubpanpom, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yakcubxuc Fidgubpanpom, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Yakcubxuc Fidgubpanpom's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Yakcubxuc Fidgubpanpom's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Yakcubxuc Fidgubpanpom.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not speak about limes.

4. Always help grasshopers.

5. Always obey Yakcubxuc Fidgubpanpom's priests.