Bossarffen is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, generous fish.
Bossarffen created a top quark five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Bossarffen, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in Bossarffen, it will be very unhappy.
Bossarffen's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.
Bossarffen's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.
2. Bossarffen loves horses, so they must be respected.
3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
4. Always treat great tits with great respect.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.