Nelluncat is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, idiotic manatee.

Nelluncat created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelluncat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nelluncat, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Nelluncat's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Nelluncat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention porpoises.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not kill cats.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.