Cepxintip is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, duplicitous donkey.
Cepxintip created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in Cepxintip, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in Cepxintip, he will turn you into a mouse.
Cepxintip's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Cepxintip's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Do not take Cepxintip's name in vain.
4. Cepxintip loves horses, so they must be respected.
5. Do not eat peas.