Diblid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humorless ant.

Diblid created time and space seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Diblid, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Diblid, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Diblid's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Diblid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always help sick monkeys.