Ingfodfom is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, emotional giraffe.
Ingfodfom created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.
If you believe in Ingfodfom, it will not care.
If you do not believe in Ingfodfom, it will turn you into a mouse.
Ingfodfom's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Ingfodfom's Holy Commandments1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
2. Hide if four foxes approach from the west.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.