Tanfuttag is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, prudent jaguar.

Tanfuttag created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanfuttag, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tanfuttag, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tanfuttag's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tanfuttag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick snakes.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always obey Tanfuttag's priests.