Fobboglim is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, pitiless weasel.

Fobboglim created energy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobboglim, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fobboglim, she will refuse to believe in you.

Fobboglim's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fobboglim's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Fobboglim.

4. Do not take Fobboglim's name in vain.

5. Never talk about fire.