Jigloopbim is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, competent raccoon.
Jigloopbim created an electron six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Jigloopbim, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in Jigloopbim, he will not care at all.
Jigloopbim's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.
Jigloopbim's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
2. Never think ill of sick frogs.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Do not wear orange clothing.
5. Do not dye your hair green.