Barnwoncad Madfaddapqueegbutfun Vigrutfed is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, prudent hydra.

Barnwoncad Madfaddapqueegbutfun Vigrutfed created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnwoncad Madfaddapqueegbutfun Vigrutfed, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Barnwoncad Madfaddapqueegbutfun Vigrutfed, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Barnwoncad Madfaddapqueegbutfun Vigrutfed's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Barnwoncad Madfaddapqueegbutfun Vigrutfed's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Barnwoncad Madfaddapqueegbutfun Vigrutfed.