Nuttontkon is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, tranquil dove.
Nuttontkon created the cosmos seven billion years ago.
If you believe in Nuttontkon, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in Nuttontkon, he will turn you into a duck.
Nuttontkon's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.
Nuttontkon's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Do not wear violet clothing.
3. Never think about stars.
4. Hide if seven tapirs approach from the south.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.