Dubjigjon Gatbumsand is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, slow mongoose.

Dubjigjon Gatbumsand created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubjigjon Gatbumsand, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Dubjigjon Gatbumsand, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dubjigjon Gatbumsand's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dubjigjon Gatbumsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never talk about swans.