Omtdinsaf is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful mole.
Omtdinsaf created tapeworms four billion years ago.
If you believe in Omtdinsaf, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in Omtdinsaf, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Omtdinsaf's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Omtdinsaf's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Run away from brown cats, for they are unholy.
3. Never sit in holy places.
4. Always help rats.
5. Swans are not to be trusted.