Stigbissfot is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, clever hamster.

Stigbissfot created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stigbissfot, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stigbissfot, it will manifest in front of you.

Stigbissfot's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Stigbissfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Never wear green kilts.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.