Motgessdag is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless alligator.

Motgessdag created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Motgessdag, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Motgessdag, he will destroy your home solar system.

Motgessdag's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Motgessdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Do not eat lentils.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Feed all hungry hamsters.