Quill Busgarlunnadtitkanraparf is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-knowing manatee.

Quill Busgarlunnadtitkanraparf created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quill Busgarlunnadtitkanraparf, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quill Busgarlunnadtitkanraparf, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Quill Busgarlunnadtitkanraparf's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Quill Busgarlunnadtitkanraparf's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always obey Quill Busgarlunnadtitkanraparf's priests.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Quill Busgarlunnadtitkanraparf on top of all buildings.