Cibcudcedfoss Likfob Fumnellcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy squid.

Cibcudcedfoss Likfob Fumnellcuss created an atom two years ago.

If you believe in Cibcudcedfoss Likfob Fumnellcuss, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cibcudcedfoss Likfob Fumnellcuss, it will ignore you.

Cibcudcedfoss Likfob Fumnellcuss' most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cibcudcedfoss Likfob Fumnellcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cibcudcedfoss Likfob Fumnellcuss' name in vain.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Cibcudcedfoss Likfob Fumnellcuss on top of all buildings.