Camlipsog is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient gerbil.
Camlipsog created Europe nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in Camlipsog, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in Camlipsog, she will turn you into a frog.
Camlipsog's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Camlipsog's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
2. Never sit near horses.
3. Do not dye your hair cyan.
4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
5. Do not hurt grasshopers.