Flownaklap is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, stupid hare.

Flownaklap created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flownaklap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flownaklap, it will turn you into a rock.

Flownaklap's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Flownaklap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Do not take Flownaklap's name in vain.

5. Hide from pink tortoises for they are unholy.