Dampompomart is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, caring horse.
Dampompomart created silver four years ago.
If you believe in Dampompomart, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in Dampompomart, he will remove you from existence.
Dampompomart's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Dampompomart's Holy Commandments1. Put Dampompomart first in all things.
2. Never write about gravity.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Never think ill of sick cats.
5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.