Tiptinwon is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, wise faun.
Tiptinwon created Mount Everest eight million years ago.
If you believe in Tiptinwon, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in Tiptinwon, he will remove you from existence.
Tiptinwon's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.
Tiptinwon's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Birds are not to be trusted.
5. Never talk about stars.