Xentaflanlak is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, boastful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Xentaflanlak created water six million years ago.
If you believe in Xentaflanlak, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in Xentaflanlak, it will turn you into a sheep.
Xentaflanlak's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Xentaflanlak's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about rice.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Always help geese in need.
4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Xentaflanlak on top of all buildings.
5. Hide if three eagles approach from the west.