Cebvangut is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, competent troll.

Cebvangut created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebvangut, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cebvangut, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Cebvangut's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cebvangut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers in need.

2. You must love Cebvangut.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.