Lenlatwap Zangongad is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, able squid.

Lenlatwap Zangongad created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Lenlatwap Zangongad, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lenlatwap Zangongad, it will come to you in dreams.

Lenlatwap Zangongad's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Lenlatwap Zangongad's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Retreat if three sharks approach from the west.

3. Put Lenlatwap Zangongad first in all things.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Do not hurt great tits.