Godrig is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, caring fish.

Godrig created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Godrig, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Godrig, he will make you grow a tail.

Godrig's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Godrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never talk about foxes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never wear violet skirts.