Tofyoghit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, stupid dove.

Tofyoghit created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofyoghit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tofyoghit, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tofyoghit's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Tofyoghit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always help grasshopers in need.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.