Litminmif is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, boastful snail.

Litminmif created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litminmif, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Litminmif, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Litminmif's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Litminmif's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Erect three gold sculptures of Litminmif on top of important buildings.

4. Retreat if six nematodes approach from the south.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.