Nurltongof is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, sapient squirrel.

Nurltongof created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurltongof, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nurltongof, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nurltongof's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Nurltongof's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven dogs approach from the west.

2. Nurltongof loves shrews, so they must be respected.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.