Pibfitbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, deceitful hyena.

Pibfitbiss created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibfitbiss, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pibfitbiss, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pibfitbiss' most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Pibfitbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not take Pibfitbiss' name in vain.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.