Dabrilfun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, witty centipede.

Dabrilfun created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabrilfun, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dabrilfun, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dabrilfun's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Dabrilfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites in need.

2. Do not speak about apples.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never think about gravity.