Gebkongen is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, boastful snake.

Gebkongen created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebkongen, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gebkongen, she will turn you into a snail.

Gebkongen's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gebkongen's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sheep.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about moons.