Gedliglid Gutbisspom is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, ill-tempered centipede.

Gedliglid Gutbisspom created a top quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedliglid Gutbisspom, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gedliglid Gutbisspom, she will send minions to preach to you.

Gedliglid Gutbisspom's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gedliglid Gutbisspom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured great tits.

2. Never paint your feet blue.

3. Never think ill of sick whales.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about gravity.