Cabgenrathan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair hydra.

Cabgenrathan created dark energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabgenrathan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cabgenrathan, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Cabgenrathan's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Cabgenrathan's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest mauve.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Dogs are not to be trusted.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.