Wighabtof is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish penguin.

Wighabtof created silver eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wighabtof, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wighabtof, he will turn you into a dog.

Wighabtof's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Wighabtof's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Wighabtof.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Wighabtof loves goats, so they must be respected.