Binnillbit Stikwitmet Himvedlog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, wise dugong.

Binnillbit Stikwitmet Himvedlog created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Binnillbit Stikwitmet Himvedlog, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Binnillbit Stikwitmet Himvedlog, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Binnillbit Stikwitmet Himvedlog's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Binnillbit Stikwitmet Himvedlog's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Binnillbit Stikwitmet Himvedlog.

2. Erect five silver sculptures of Binnillbit Stikwitmet Himvedlog on top of important buildings.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always help sick pigs.