Tamnibtof is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, all-knowing walrus.

Tamnibtof created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tamnibtof, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tamnibtof, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tamnibtof's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Tamnibtof's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tamnibtof.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Erect five carbon sculptures of Tamnibtof on top of important buildings.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.