Cussfabhit is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, calm hamster.

Cussfabhit created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cussfabhit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cussfabhit, it will ignore you.

Cussfabhit's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Cussfabhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Cussfabhit loves voles, so they must be respected.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Do not kill mites.