Labhubbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, grumpy meerkat.

Labhubbonk created light three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Labhubbonk, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Labhubbonk, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Labhubbonk's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Labhubbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Labhubbonk.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Labhubbonk.