Arfriprul is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient beaver.
Arfriprul created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.
If you believe in Arfriprul, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in Arfriprul, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Arfriprul's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Arfriprul's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear titanium on your body.
2. You must pray to Arfriprul nine times a day.
3. Never mention tortoises.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Shrews are not to be trusted.