Fobgepyar is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, vain capybara.
Fobgepyar created a quark seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in Fobgepyar, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in Fobgepyar, it will not invite you to parties.
Fobgepyar's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Fobgepyar's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Pray towards the east.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.
4. Your children must be taught to worship Fobgepyar.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.