Cipdav is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, caring gorilla.
Cipdav created gold four million years ago.
If you believe in Cipdav, she will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in Cipdav, she will curse you with boils.
Cipdav's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Cipdav's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. You must never eat carrots.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.