Ripcimgud is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, blissful pigeon.
Ripcimgud created the solar system six thousand years ago.
If you believe in Ripcimgud, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in Ripcimgud, he will turn you into an amoeba.
Ripcimgud's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Ripcimgud's Holy Commandments1. Do not run in public.
2. You must never eat bananas.
3. Put Ripcimgud first in all things.
4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
5. Always treat tapirs with great respect.